Atheists, should we give up on the evolution position?

I mean all the posts on here make so much more sense don't they--doesn't talking snakes, talking donkeys, virigins having babies, boats with all life on the planet floating around--a crew of "bad" planting fossils to fool us--and a group of "good" erasing all observable effects of any intervention "to test our faith". Doesn't this make more sense than some dry old reproducable observation thing?